I want a Mr. World contest where I can become “manly”, “hunky”, “masculine”!
Could I join a sports team or the armed services? How do I get more hair on my chest?
-These organization make you into “boring, confined, demonstrative, unfeeling” robots.
I would rather be Ms. World but I don’t have her breasts.
-Can I join her “confining” club? She has to fit in, a size 4!